I was checking out Brendisimo's avatar which is of a tall black fixie. Super nice. I've been seeing them all over the place lately. At Two Fools, I met a fireman who had the exact same first and last name as me, and a yellow fixie. My buddy Pete just had a custom fixie made. At the Open House Weekend in Marfa, TX this year (which also happens to be a great town to bike around), it was fixies galore.
To my questions:
Will a fixie make me a credible hipster?
Do the hills magically flatten with a fixie?
If I get a fixie, will I get laid?
Fixie: fad or forever?
Can the fixie fans break down the fascination for me? (I think I know but want to hear it from a true devotee.)