There are some great bumper stickers in and around town. Here are a couple of my favorites from the past couple of weeks. What are yours?

"I'm the man your wife dreams about" on a big, loud Dodge truck

"Using your turn signal is not giving information to the enemy" on some non-descript sedan.

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"Jesus Saves but he can't control the rebound"
Saw this one in Boston oh so many years ago. I think it offended a whole lot of people but creative in the way they combined the most seen bumper stickers at that time.

"Nuke the gay whales for Jesus"
Keep Albu- Quirky
I got a lot of mileage out of "Born OK the first time"...
I just saw one downtown that said "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry they'll be a mile away . . . and barefoot." Made me laugh.
A friend used to sneakily put bumper stickers on other people's big, gas-guzzling cars that said "I'm changing the climate. Ask me how!" Hee hee.
awesome.
That's brilliant!

My fantasy for a long time has been to get a lot of little chrome-look letter stickers that spell out ANAL to put next to the brand name of the SUV. Then everyone would be driving around
anal hummers
anal escapes
anal expeditions
anal blazers
anal troopers
anal wranglers
anal navigators
etc....

I went so far as to get them priced from a manufacturer, but it would have been a pretty costly prank. I do laugh a lot driving around town though. Oh look, an anal avalanche just cut off the anal safari!
Say this one the other day. Kinda liked it.

"No coffee, no cleavage, no doughnuts, Just give me the Goddamn ticket"
Seen maybe a decade ago in upstate South Carolina:
'Elephants and asses
Are conning the masses.'

Seen in Los Lunatics:
'Scratch 'em if ya gottem'
with fake testicles hanging off the trailer hitch, of course.
Saw one that said:

Nice truck. Sorry about your small penis.
hahahahaaaaaaa

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