I heard Jim Burbank read this poem at Sunday Chatter a couple of weeks ago.  He literally brought down the house.  So relax, lean back, read on, and be confident that your Sunday morning includes a smile or two. James C. Burbank is director of UNM's Professional Writing Internship Program.  He lives in Nob Hill. Why Men Are Such Unmitigated Wimps Most guys know nothing about hair curling…