"You can't throw words around like "California-style" and "burrito" lightly.  That's how accidents happen.   When you take California and put it in front of burrito, we're talking about a very specific…"

"If we're speaking strictly city limits (sorry Los Ranchos and Corrales), I believe the first Albuquerque market opened this past Tuesday at the new Albuquerque North East Farms' and Artisans' Market located on the grounds of…"

"The answer to your question is, "Yes." It looks like they were struggling with the best of 'em circa 2007. Then the internet happened and they struggled no more."

"In other news, Albuquerque's namesake was man of privilege... and the seat of federal government was named after our first monarch President. And, my parents forced their parent's parent's parent's surname on me! People naming…"

"Being their first destination outside of Texas and all, you'd think they could find Albuquerque on a map of the 48, no problem. Good stuff."

"I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug. The Dude"

"Nihilists! F+++ me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. Walter"