"For a short while, I worked at an ultra double-secret satellite facility at KAFB. I always had the "Get Smart" theme in my head when I would go down this hallway of secured doors but my clearance wouldn't get me to the phone booth,…"
"Two weeks ago I thought he was the best thing that could happen for progressives. I figured he had no chance of the GOP nomination and would split the party by running as an independent. Now I'm a little worried."
I was gonna admit the weevils were a lie earlier on, but then somebody posted about rubbing kerosene on your body, which just egged me on. I came clean finally, though. We still got this poor girl shaking out her shoes before she gets dressed though.