"Perhaps the dark window tint used on some cop cars is inhibiting the ability to read those plates. I was once driving my '63 MG Midget in daylight when a woman in a dark-tinted Jaguar XJ rolled down her window to tell me I was hard to see and…"
I was gonna admit the weevils were a lie earlier on, but then somebody posted about rubbing kerosene on your body, which just egged me on. I came clean finally, though. We still got this poor girl shaking out her shoes before she gets dressed though.