"I never could tell if that was a house or an apartment building.
So it's OK for a police officer to do an illegal records search but posting on a message board while the meter''s running will get you fired and decertified."
"For a short while, I worked at an ultra double-secret satellite facility at KAFB. I always had the "Get Smart" theme in my head when I would go down this hallway of secured doors but my clearance wouldn't get me to the phone booth,…"
I was gonna admit the weevils were a lie earlier on, but then somebody posted about rubbing kerosene on your body, which just egged me on. I came clean finally, though. We still got this poor girl shaking out her shoes before she gets dressed though.