Dear Fringecrest Neighbor,
Recycling is important to our community. As is getting a brand new flat-screen-Vizeo-plasmatic-97-inch-TV so you can watch local programming in high-def.
However, when you leave your hugenormous new TV box outside on recycling day for the entire world to see, you're just asking for trouble.
Perhaps your TV is too big for a burglar to even consider filching, or perhaps you have a dozen rottweilers, but in case you don't, I suggest a… Continue