You may not like the guy, but it's hard not to admit the fact that Albuquerque Mayor, Martin J. Chavez, would be better equipped for the job as VP than Sarah Palin. Here's the breakdown....
|Mayor Chavez||Governor Palin|
|Experience||12 years as Mayor||1 year, 10 months as Governor|
|Washington Experience||Testifies in DC and stuff||Yay pipelines! Yay drilling!|
|International Experience||Tough negotiations with China||Keeps fish safe from Japanese voters|
|Animals||Saves dogs||Kills caribou|
|Special Needs Children||Martinique Chavez||Trig Palin|
|Environment||Won World Leadership Award for sustainable water management||Doesn't believe global warming is real|