UPDATED: Operation "Drop Grandma @ the Sunport"

At about 10pm last night, I received this email from a friend who apparently has an unaccompanied grandma at his house. How that happens, I have no idea but she needs a ride to the Sunport this morning and we've volunteered for chauffeur duty.

Here are the instructions I received from her Albuquerque grandson:

First off, thank you thank you thank you.

Second, here are the details:

1) Her name is Lucy
2) She does not have a key to the house
3) She gets dizzy and might take your arm or hand when walking to the car but once she is at the airport should be fine (the bricks in my front yard throw her off balance).
4) Her flight is at noon (or something similar) so picking her at about 10 would be great.
5) She won't answer my phone
6) Only one of her hearing aids works
7) She will probably make some odd statement that is meant to be harmless quirky old lady conversation but which will sound offensive. Just ignore it and I apologize in advance.
8) Please make sure the front door is locked as well as her room windows. I'll make sure everything else is locked before we leave at 4:30 AM.
Third, thank you thank you thank you. Fourth - if you don't have the key feel free to call me tonight regardless of the time. I'll hide a set in the yard if you call tonight. - "Brian"

At 11pm, I received another email from "Brian":

Two more things.

One) She is old (to be honest I'm not sure how old but probably about 80 as her sister is 86). Hence getting into the Toyota 4-runner could be tough.

Two) Her boyfriend is 93, I just find that too awesomely weird, cool, and a little creepy to not mention. He also lives alone, drives (even at night), and apparently rides his bike.

And at 6am, yet another email of concern:

Yet more notes:

1) she is hard of hearing and has 1 dead hearing aid
2) I put an extra set of house keys in the hutch bottom drawer. It is the ring with the most keys

Thanks!!!!!

UPDATE: Grandma Drop a Success

Due to Grandma's "age issues", we borrowed a low-clearance Scion to drive her to the Albuquerque airport. Though a sweet doddering thing, some of the first words out of her mouth were "My, as I was telling my friend the other day, that's an ugly car."

Over the course of the 10 minute drive to the Sunport, I learned:

  • Grandma likes the incessant sun of Phoenix, but rarely goes outdoors.
  • Grandma has a law school (?) reunion in Minnesota next month and doesn't know what to expect of it.
  • Though she would truly love a woman president, Grandma would even more like to see "a black in office" and is planning on voting Obama though she predicts her feminist friends will be disappointed with her treasonous ways. What about McCain, Arizona's favorite son? "Too old," Grandma says of the man 10 years younger than her and 23 years younger than her boyfriend.
  • Grandma's friend in Raton has a neighbor whose sheep was killed by a bear this weekend. As a result, Game & Fish has set up a bear trap, but Grandma hopes they don't catch it.

Just passing through, she was, and I'm delighted to have made her acquaintance if only for the briefest instant it takes to smear on 2 strokes of bright pink Estee Lauder lipstick.

"Brian," your grandma is safely on a flight back to Phoenix. Now as for the herd of cats on your front patio... I can only guess what they're up to by now in your absence...

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Tags: delirious, grandma, sunport

Comment by Zoe on May 18, 2008 at 11:29am
I can't wait to hear how the actual "drop" goes. Thanks so much for the Sunday morning LOL!
Comment by chantal on May 18, 2008 at 1:38pm
The grandma has landed safely!
Comment by Luann Wolfe on May 18, 2008 at 1:40pm
This was the cutest post I've read in a long time. Thanks for sharing it with us.

By the way... I wonder what's going to happen with the cats?
Comment by Erika Ruth on May 18, 2008 at 3:10pm
I love how old people can be so "honest" and no one minds. :)
Comment by Pat O. on May 18, 2008 at 3:25pm
The three Utah kids that took the trip through all 48 states a few days ago, ending at Four Corners (so they could visit four states at once at the end) bought a used Scion for the trip, simply because it was roomy and the gas mileage was decent. Grandma's entitled to her opinion, but I think they're neat cars. Unfortunately my last grandma died 22 years ago.
Comment by Dr Dan on May 18, 2008 at 6:24pm
great story!
reminds me of my grandma who says what's on her mind (she's 94)
I am endlessly enterained when I see her argue with my dad and aunts,
Comment by Jessica on May 18, 2008 at 6:47pm
Oh my goodness, I laughed SO hard at this. One of my favorite parts: "What about McCain, Arizona's favorite son? "Too old," Grandma says of the man 10 years younger than her and 23 years younger than her boyfriend. "
Thanks for sharing!
Comment by Jeremy Jojola on May 18, 2008 at 7:20pm
What a great "slice-of-life" piece...I enjoyed reading about it this morning, and then getting an update this evening. This one made me smile. Great one Chantal :)
Comment by A Saucy Lass on May 19, 2008 at 9:29am
That was awesome. :-)
Comment by Eckleburg and Grumblecake on May 19, 2008 at 9:44am
"Brian" is lucky to have such great friends, and grandma is lucky to have been entrusted to their gentle care.
Thanks for sharing, Chantal. She sounds like a hoot!

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