Has anyone else noticed the new weather guy on Channel 4? He's a bona fide meterologist and all, so props to KOB on that. But what drives me insane is the three different ways he pronounces his name (there may be a fourth...my kids and I are still debating).
The Hipster, as my kids have (perhaps disrespectfully) taken to calling him, is named Michael Kelting and he pronounces his last name in these three key ways: Kelting (regular), Kyelting (slight slowdown in the middle) and Kel-TING (distinct emphasis on the last syllable). Lately I've thought I caught yet a fourth way, but I can't really quantify it here.
Sooo...I'm just wondering. Hipster Weather Guy? If you're a DC Fixer (and you should be, my friend), could you kindly clear this up?
Is this a self marketing tool to keep people listening closely to every word you say? If so, kudos. You've achieved your goal, at least in my household.
Although we aren't really listening to the weather...we're just waiting for you to say your name.
If not, and there is some other reason, please explain yourself, sir. I'm not complaining or anything, just curious.
Please reply! My kids and I will be watching...and waiting.