Good morning! This is my first shift eva as Morning Fixtress...so let's get to the haps...

Saturday we said goodbye to our beloved former Governor King. Thanks, President Clinton, for knowing just what to say. For those of you who haven't been here long enough to really understand Governor King's impact on New Mexico, here is my professor, Gabe Sanchez to shed some light on the matter. Well done Gabe.

Governor Bill Richardson has been invited to the White House for a state dinner. Should we send him with a sack of roasted green chile?

Dear Judge, could you please keep these two clowns in jail for the holidays? Thanks! Love, Albuquerque

Oh, and by the way fellow 'Burqueans, we'z po.

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Comment by mombat on November 23, 2009 at 7:17am
Gosh, maybe if they had had this the DWI would have been different
Comment by Oliver on November 23, 2009 at 7:33am
Nice work in your first day on the job!
Comment by Tricross on November 23, 2009 at 8:32am
In other news...
KOB reports that of all of the cities that use red light cams, Albuquerque issues the most tickets.
Comment by once banned twice shy on November 23, 2009 at 9:04am
Hmmm...guess Albuquerqueans are kind of slow on the uptake, then, and still indulge their penchant for running red lights. Great.
Comment by slamwagon on November 23, 2009 at 9:25am
Love the banner!
Comment by Cara on November 23, 2009 at 11:16am
Thank you all for you wonderful comments. I really love doing this and am so honored to have been asked!
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Comment by Cara on November 23, 2009 at 11:41am
Wow, we should all be grateful that Faux News has a New Mexican contingent....thanks so much ayax and everyone!
Comment by Barelas Babe on November 23, 2009 at 10:29pm
Great start to Morning Fixin', Cara!
Comment by Cara on November 24, 2009 at 7:10am
Thanks Barelas Babe! High kudos from such a great writer!!!

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