What's going on, Albuquerque?
I presume the very first person APD talked to in searching for the naked runner was Don Schrader, right? But here's the thing: what in the hell is going to happen to "families and children" who see a naked man running? Will they be scarred for life? Have they never seen anyone naked before? We'll give guns to kids, but god forbid they should see an unclothed penis.
Useful stories and catchy lead-in lines, Adelita. Thanks. (I'm guessing the nekked runner is wearing shoes.)
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