Morning Fix: Can I Quote You On That?

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Comment by once banned twice shy on May 24, 2013 at 9:35am

I presume the very first person APD talked to in searching for the naked runner was Don Schrader, right?  But here's the thing:  what in the hell is going to happen to "families and children" who see a naked man running?  Will they be scarred for life?  Have they never seen anyone naked before?  We'll give guns to kids, but god forbid they should see an unclothed penis. 

Comment by Izquierdo on May 25, 2013 at 4:14am

Useful stories and catchy lead-in lines, Adelita. Thanks. (I'm guessing the nekked runner is wearing shoes.)

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