What's going on, Albuquerque?

Morning Fix: Don't Hose Me, Bro!

   •    Bat fans aren't guano like this.

   •   $9000 copper art sconces stolen right off the wall. Sold for scrap at Acme Metal.

   •   Governor Martinez, whose list of accomplishments here is a bit short, will warm up the audience for keynoter at GOP convention.

   •   Lesbian couple and their would-be wedding photographer told to file their briefs in court case.

   •   Clues surface in campus vandal case:  an ID card and a pair of pants. Police consider possibility of "controlled substance or alcohol."

   •   Local office workers find that the ghosts of aliens are murdering people. Indie film company hiring extras. Yuppie types okay.

   •   UNM administration screws with 8000-member parent association volunteer group.  Everybody quits. UNM opines "further discussion" is warranted.

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Comment by Rob Creighton Garrison on August 22, 2012 at 9:54am: I'm betting Lex Luthor had nothing to do with that break-in.

Comment by Clifton Chadwick on August 22, 2012 at 4:42pm: Or a student who's got a lifelong loan and no job...

Comment by Izquierdo on August 22, 2012 at 8:34pm: Fifteen minutes of fame for the Guv. I wonder if she is going to Hobbs to introduce Gov. Romney?