Six Reasons My Dog is Old School; Six Reasons She's Not

Six Reasons She Is:

Hates cats.
Eats dog food and likes it.
Spends all day waiting to bark at the mailman.
Can point, flush and chase birds for hours.
Has pretty eyes.
Loves me no matter what.

Six Reasons She Isn't:

Refuses to lay on anything unless it's upholstered.
Won't fetch.
Prefers ice cubes in her water.
Has no interest in hanging her head out the car window.
Lays right down without circling three times.
Doesn't do that thing with her leg when you scratch her in just the right place.

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Comment by dolores on November 12, 2010 at 9:08am
You are such a clever little writer as well as an astute observer of canine behavior. Got quite a chuckle out of do one on cats
Comment by Tracy Dingmann on November 25, 2010 at 8:53pm
Thanks! But I am a dyed-in-the-wool dog lover...I don't think I'm qualified to deconstruct cats!


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