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<i>Innocent as Daskalos</i>

According to an article in the AbqJournal today, the screw may have turned on infamous real estate magnate, I was only talking on my cell phone when I ran over a few white lines and that APD guy had been following me for blocks as... Jason Daskalos. He got charged a 10.00 fine for crossing the lines and possibly his probation will be lifted as well...Isn't talking on your cell phone while driving also illegal?

Any-who...My wife and I were outside at sunset tonight enjoying the view of ABQsouth's BunnytownUSA, when I noticed that one of our Schipperkes, Miss Melanie, was leisurely munching on dog doo (yes, she eats sh-t and lives)...
I shouted, "Melanie,drop it!" and she casually walked away as if nothing at all had just been in her mouth.
My wife commented, Melanie's as innocent as Daskalos, just as a cool evening breeze arrived with the stars.

A new slogan is born.

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12 Comments

Comment by Jessica on August 15, 2008 at 9:32am: Hahaha, now if only I can remember to use this at the appropriate times!

Comment by Susan See on August 15, 2008 at 10:22am: *ROFL* Tooo perfect!!

Comment by Khan on August 15, 2008 at 10:30am: This makes me exceedingly glad.

Comment by mombat on August 15, 2008 at 10:55am: Nice one!

Comment by Khan on August 15, 2008 at 11:35am: I have to add a disclaimer on my heated reaction to all things Daskalos: there was a bully in my high school that took it upon himself to severely humiliate me vis a vis my interpersonal attractions--though frankly he was a bit dandy--and his name was Jason Something-Greek. I think this may significantly color my opinions on the JD issues. But then, every position we take is the result of this or that, so yeah: let's just say it loud & say it proud: Mr. Daskalos can Eat S#%t. Oi!

Comment by Debra Landau on August 15, 2008 at 1:10pm: We don't wish him some horrible hell for his crimes and, perhaps especially, his uncanny ability (with help from the Super Friends?) to have the charges just drift away like the stuff of cottonwoods. Truly, Mr. Daskalos can Eat Sh-t and LIVE!

Comment by Rich Latta on August 15, 2008 at 1:11pm: Is Daskalos truly THAT rich or does he have pictures of city officials cavorting with barnyard animals? He sure makes our city look bad either way . . . sadly, I guess our city deserves to look bad if we let creeps like Daskalos run amok.

Comment by once banned twice shy on August 15, 2008 at 1:20pm: Well, Daskalos is wealthy enough to hire an attorney to fight each and every citation. If he wasn't wealthy enough to be able to hire an attorney, his license would be revoked by now. I also have a tip for Mr. Daskalos: maybe you should buy a smaller vehicle if you cannot control the Hummer you now have. Also, the cops probably wouldn't be able to spot you so easily if you drove, say, a banged-up late model baby blue Ford Focus. But, then, you wouldn't be able to use your car as a status symbol, so I guess you're just going to have to put up with cops catching you and your Hummer drifting all over the streets here in town.

Comment by Musashi on August 15, 2008 at 1:37pm: OK the dog poo bit is hysterical analogy! As for Daskalos, I wonder if in reality it wouldn't have been cheaper to pay the tickets and do some community service rather than rack up enourmous legal bills.

Comment by Khan on August 15, 2008 at 2:18pm: Oh no, my friend. The Dask does not do community service. Oh no, no no no. No-ho-ho.

<i>Innocent as Daskalos</i>

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